dorito-brows:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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This was my teacher, Mr. Rice is the best!!
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dorito-brows: cuntycuntycunty: blackladyblue: jewlesthemagnificent: tyleroakley: I CAN’T DECIDE. Easy. Blue Pill. Teleport, motherfucker. Yellow. And ye shall know me by the trail of comatose idiots left in my wake. YELLOW It took me a really long time to decide between the blue pill and the orange, but I chose orange, it’s too good, I want to speak every language/know every fighting style EVER!! Am I the only one who thinks that making a pill cocktail of these sounds like the best option? If you die then you just OD of complete awesomeness.
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.